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    28 August

    FRESH AROMAS

                                                                                                        
                                                             
    I hope that everyone had a wonderful weekend. Mine was o.k. but I worked. I had today off but didn't do anything special. Just the usual stuff like laundry and etc., etc., etc. Will return to work again tomorrow due to them asking me to work on my scheduled day off, so I accepted.
    I found this really awesome aroma for your home or car or anywhere you may like a fresh smell. Mine is a small pouch with a string that resembles a "doll" purse.I placed it in my car..and WOW...it works better than anything I have ever tried before. So, I am going to share the link with you, just in case you ever get the "urge" to try it. SMILES. It is called AIRS AROMA PILLARS. I bought the aroma called "Rain". It is called Pillars, which back in my "days" were called coned incense. LOL. You place these 12 "pillars" inside the pouch, close it, and place it wherever you want the fresh aroma smell. I chose my car.
     
    There are 4 elements : AIR, EARTH, FIRE, and WATER. Of course you all know that I am a water lover, hence, I chose the Water Element. Here are some of the fragrances under each element.
     
    AIR: (EAST..ROMANCE)
     
    Alpine Berry......smells like fresh berries.
    Angel Dreams...Lilacs and lilies.
    Champa...Ancient exotics.
    China Moon..Vibrant Musk.
    Jamaica...Spicy Vanila.
    Turkish Carnation...Spicy florals.
     
    EARTH: (NORTH..Well-being)
     
    Citronella Leaf...Protective.
    Cedar,Sage & Eucalyptus....Purifying.
    Frankincense & Myrrh....Sacred.
    Lavender....Refreshing.
    Patchouli...Sensual.
    Vetiver, Oakmoss& Sandalwood....Relaxing.
     
    FIRE: (SOUTH..PASSIONS)
     
    French Vanilla...Warm Vanilla.
    Kashmir....Precious woods.
    Nightspell....Sacred resins.
    Russian Amber....Rich ambers.
    Shaman....Western woods.
    Star Sandalwood....Sandal & cedar.
     
    WATER: (WEST. DREAMS)
     
    Black Opium..dark narcissus.
    Dragon Cloud....Exotic florals.
    OCEAN...Clean and brisk.
    RAIN...Fresh and tender.
    Secret Garden...Sage and Lavender.
    Tropical Ocean....Island exotics.
     
                              "Love and perfume cannot be hidden."
                                           Byzantine proverb.
     
     
     
    Here is the link to Airs Aroma Pillars.
     
     
    Have a most wonderful evening, morning, and afternoon.   
     
     
     
     
    Ciao for now.
     
                                   
                              ~*~PJ~*~               
     
     
    24 August

    What's The BUZZ, You May ASK?

                                                               
     
    When it's really hot, cicadas sing out even louder and prouder! At some point this summer, cicadas moved from backup vocals to headliner.
     
    They are so loud you can be in your car, windows up, air conditioning on freeze, radio blaring, and still hear them. Dogs glance warily at the trees before agreeing to go for a walk! LOL.
                              
    It is the MALES making all the noise, accomplished by muscle contractions that vibrate membranes in their abdomens. It is said they're vying for the attention of FEMALES.
     
    Why so many this year?They had a large hatch and absolutely love hot , dry weather. They are one of the most heat-driven insects. This is when they shine the most.
     
    These ear-splitting cicadas are the regular "dog day" varieties, which begin to emerge at the summer solstice and grow in number and voice through the season, finally dwindling at the end of September.
     
    The ones that are here in my area this year are not the "periodical" cicadas, which emerge en masse and on cue every 17 years. The next appearance for those cicadas is set for 2015, and they emerge in May to provide early season sound effects.
     
    Sometimes the dog day cicadas are called "annual" cicadas, a term that is misleading because the do not have a one year life span. They are annual in the sense that we hear them every year, but cicadas spend several years feeding underground before climbing out, sprouting wings and looking for mates. Dog day cicadas may stay below ground for 2 - 4 or so more years, depending on the species.
     
    Presumably, FEMALE cicadas are quite descerning when it comes to sound.
     
    I wrote this entry due to the fact as I was sitting on my deck, sipping my hot tea, and trying to unwind, by listening to the beautiful sound of my Water Garden that I normally do, I noticed that I could NOT hear the soothing sound of the streaming water. So, I got up to see if the filter had clogged up, however when I glanced over toward the water, it was streaming full time. Now I was quite amazed at the loud sound I was hearing, only due to the fact , that I was enjoying it as well. I have impeccable hearing, thus resulting in even louder than usual noise levels that others may NOT hear or notice. At any rate, the Cicadas are here and will be in full force until the Solstice..which , by the way, falls on the day I am to leave for Las Vegas. So, meanwhile I shall take the loud noise that Mother Nature is providing all with and sit back and enjoy it with a smile on my face.
     
    FOOTNOTE...When some people say "locust", they usually mean cicada. When entomologists say "locust" they mean grasshopper.
                             
     
     
    Ciao for now..These are my thoughts for the day.
     
                       
     
     
     
        
    ~*~PJ~*~ ( SCROLL DOWN A BIT...)
     
                                    
     
                                                                 
     Hmmmm...isn't there a new Movie out called........
     
     
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    23 August

    2029

     
     

     

       

                                                                bu

    t smile first:

      HAPPY MIDWEEK ALL. May the rest of the week go by as fast.

     

     

                     Headlines from the year 2029:

     

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

     

    Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

     

    Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

     

    Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

     

     

    Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

     

    France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

     

    Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.  !!

     

    George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

     

    Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

     

    85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

     

    Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

     

    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. 

     

    Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

     

    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.

     

    Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

     

    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

     

    Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

     

    IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

     

    Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

     

    Now, send this to whoever you want to and as many as you want and guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile.


     
    check it out!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg         

     


    "Love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching.
     
     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
    ~*~PJ~*~ 
    14 August

    Ha-Ha's For All

     
     
     
         
     
                                                                                           
      
    Since I am having "writer's block" and have nothing besides my Poems to "fall back" on....I will just add some ha-Ha's for all. Hope this finds everyone having a GRAND day!  Also, as the time nears closer to the LV Convention, I will be working as hard ; if not harder, to save that much needed moolah for the fun time. LOL. Also, my co-worker will be on his vacation starting tomorrow for a week, so..I will publish as often as I can. I apologize in advance to all my "friends". I am sure you ALL understand. I will continue to check my comments daily. This brings SMILES to my face! 
     
    ALSO I WANT TO WISH MY FRIEND, Sir WILLIAM, A MOST WONDERFUL VACATION.
     
                                       
                                                       
      During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
    manners,
           asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a
           date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
    that
            you have to go to the bathroom?"

               Michael said, "Just a minute I have to  go pee."
            The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
    >>>>>
                   What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
               Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
    I'll be right back."
              "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
    bathroom at
               the dinner table.
    >>>>>
                   And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
    show us your
               good manners?"
              "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?  I
    have to
               shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
    get to
               meet after dinner."
    >>>>>
    >>>>> The teacher  fainted.
     
                                                          
     
             Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

    How many men does it take to open a beer?

    None. It should be opened when she brings it
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?

    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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    Why do men fart more than women?

    Because women can't shut up long enough to
    build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

    A woman who won't do what she's told
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    I married a Miss Right.

    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's sex drive by 90%.

    It's called a Wedding Cake.
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    Why do men die before their wives?

    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men
    until they can
    walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
    gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.

    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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    We all know how literally impossible it is to not offend SOMEONE these days, everyone is just SO FREAKING TOUCHY... So this guide will help you on how to speak about the opposite sex in a POLITICALLY CORRECT way...

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

    She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

    She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

    She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

    She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

    She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.

    She is not a SLUT; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    He does not have a BEER GUT; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
    FACILITY.

    He is not a BAD DANCER; he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME; he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS.

    He is not BALDING; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

    He is not a CRADLE ROBBER; he prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
    RELATIONSHIPS.

    He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

    He does not act like a TOTAL ASS; he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
    INVERSION.

    He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG; he has SWINE EMPATHY.

    He is not afraid of COMMITMENT; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

    He is not QUIET; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.

    He is not STUPID; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.

    He is not SHORT; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.

    He does not CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT CARS; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.

    He is not UNSOPHISTICATED; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.

    He does not EAT LIKE A PIG; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.

    He does not HOG THE BLANKETS; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.

    He doesn't have a DIRTY MIND; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS. 



                                                                  
     
     
     
    OK..all....Hope this brought a few smiles or downright "gut busting" laughter. Have a most wonderful day.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    (The dragonfly net had a hole in it. Noone better "hurt" them. They are too cute.)
     
                               
                          ~*~PJ~*~
     
     
     
                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

     
     
     
     
    10 August

    NATIONAL LIGHTHOUSE DAY

                                    
     
                                                                                                     
     
     
    **As some of you may or may not know about me is that I enjoy reading the TRAVEL SECTION of the Sunday paper. I found an interesting article which I should have posted last Sunday, however, I did not have the time to do so. I am an avid water lover, hence, my fascination with this article.**
     
     
     
    Monday, August the 7th was National Lighthouse Day, set aside by Congress to provide recognition for the nation's lighthouses, to promote the values of safety, heroism and American ingenuity that they represent, and to encourage citizens to rededicate themselves to the protection and restoration of these facilities. National Lighthouse Day was signed into law by President Ronald Reagan on November 5, 1988.
     
    Congress approved an act to establish and support lighthouses in 1789. Boston Harbor Light Station is the only remaining light station in the United States that has an official keeper. All other stations are automated.
     
    Grand Traverse Lighthouse is at Leelanau State Park in Northport, Michigan, about 30 miles North of Traverse City. It overlooks lake Michigan from the tip of Leelanau Peninsula. .The History behind this lighthouse is here
     
                        
     
    The lightouse is open to the public from early April through mid November.
     
    Stefanie Staley, executive director of the Grand Traverse Lighthouse Museum, said a few weeks were still availablethis year for volunteer keepers in October and November, but volunteers are already signing up for the 2007 season.
     
    Individuals often volunteer for a week at a time, although the workload is best suited for at least two persons.
     
    Depending on the time of year and their skills, volunteers may also be asked to paint or do minor carpentry work. The paid staff is responsible for mowing lawns, but volunteers trim around the buildings, weed and water flower beds and pick up sticks and other debris in the yard.
     
    The keepers quarters can accomodate up to four adults in two bedrooms. An upstairs bedroom includes a full bath; the downstairs bedroom has a half bath. The living room and kitchen are fully equipped, although volunteer keepers must be bring their own food for the week and must leave the quarters cleaned and ready for the next keepers.
     
    The cost  for individuals is $220, couples $440 for the week. Lighthouse members receive a $25 per person discount. (The Lighthouse Keepers program was born when the 92 year old volunteer keeper was no longer able to care for himself or the lighthouse. The $440 fee charged to volunteers is returned to a restoration fund for the lighthouse, which requires about $200,000 a year to maintain.)
     
    To learn more or volunteer visit www.grandtraverselighthouse.com.
     
    A few other volunteer keepers programs:
     
    Rose Island Light, Newport, R.I. (www.roseislandlighthouse.org)
            
     
     
    DeTour Reef Light, drummond Island, Michigan (www.drlps.com)
                                               
     
     
    Big Sable Lighthouse, Ludington, Michigan (www.bigsablelighthouse.org).
                           
     
     
     
    Devil's Isalnd Light, Apostle Island national Lakeshore, wisconsin (www.nps.gov/apis)
     
     
                                    
     
     
     
     
     
                                                     
     
     
                                                                            
                                                                           ~*~PJ~*~
    08 August

    FOR JUST ONE KISS POEM

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

          

       For Just One Kiss

    Antagonizing pleasure
    Placed upon my lips
    Where dreams come true
    In just one kiss!

    Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy
    Closing the door on reality
    Not even the thickest iceberg
    Could melt the lust I feel inside!

    I shed my fears faster than my clothes
    The anticipation begins to unfold
    My heart begins to pound faster
    As you come closer                                                               

    Just one look from your eyes
    And I become hypnotized
    A river of sins, to which I concede
    Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me!

    Your lips gently pressed against mine
    A silent submission of tongues intertwined
    My mouth tenderly pressed against yours
    My voice trembles as you start to explore

    Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine
    An erotic dance of passing time
    My heart's racing as fast as yours
    My body's craving for something more!

    Starving and Craving
    For an evening
    Of erotic bliss
    Where dreams come true
    In Just One Kiss.

    10 August 2005 

     ~*~PJP~*~

                                                        

     

                                                                                                                                                                                            

                                                                                  ~*~PJ~*~
                                                          

    05 August

    How A POET Makes Love

                                                                                                       
                                                                         
     
     
     
    How A Poet Makes Love

    Lightly nipping ear lobes in the shadow of your hair.
    Holding hands in public, without a single care.
    Blowing in your ear and nibbling on your neck.
    Gently probing fingers, going up your back.
    Softly touching lips and whispering while you breathe.
    Taking little bites on a finger in your teeth.
    Bumping with your hips as you swivel with the dance.
    Giggling with the thought as you strive for more romance.
    Rubbing on the feet and then firmly grabbing toes.
    Tracing out an arc on a body in its throes.
    Waiting for a climax, then more and even then,
     
     
                              
     
     
     
     
     
     
                                
     
     
     
     
     
                                      
     
    You'll find I did it all with my ball point pen.                                        

                                                                             
     
     
                                                                             
     
    Ciao for now.
     
      
          
       ~*~PJ~*~