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29 May By The Year 2040I cracked up when I read this. I hope when you leave here today, you will have at least had a burst of giggles. So, "ON WITH THE SHOW"................................................
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
Here's a little something for the Beerman.
Now after his head - banging working Monday .......... I decided to send him a few cold ones.
BURPPPPPPPPPP..Ahhhhhhh.
Happy Tuesday all..Make the short week go quicker!
Ciao for now.
27 May MEMORIAL DAY MEMORIAL DAY
Any nation that has fought its way to earn freedom, must thank all those selfless war veterans and departed soldiers who gave up their lives for the country.
Memorial Day is one such respectful expression for the American nation. Observed on the last Monday in May, it is the day when the whole nation remembers the valiancy of the war heroes.
Now whether you spend the day in prayers, or attend memorials or just hang out with your buddies, make sure you keep the spirit of Memorial Day burning in your heart. I always have a bit of it all. You too must be having your plans for this big holiday. And this day also marks the official beginning of summer.
Be safe all and have a most wonderful Season of Summer.
~*~ PJ~*~
26 May Feeling Nosey?I was feeling a bit "nosey" this morning, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you are there sitting at your computer................ YEP....There you are!
HAVE A GREAT
HOLIDAY
WEEKEND!!!
24 May HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATHER on the 25th of MAYAnother year has passed and it is now time to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY Father!
It has been since 1995 since the Angels took you away.
As you are aware, it took me almost 7 years to return to the Ocean for the final good-bye. Closure was most definitely there , as I was walking ( alone ) on the surf's edge at Sunset,
and suddenly, out of nowhere, a pair of Dolphins, within 3 feet of the surf's edge , gracefully appeared.
I could not believe my eyes. I know it was you. I am familiar with the timing of the Dolphins and their appearances; having grown up and being taught by you on such beauty.; and it was
A gentle, yet warm ocean breeze arose from out of nowhere. A shiver went down my spine, but at the same time..a calmness overcame me.
The Sea Gulls sounded as though they were conversing with me, as well. Most beautiful, they were.
So My Dearest Father that left this Earth way to Young, I will forever LOVE YOU with all my heart. Heaven is a happier
place now, just having you there.
So Once again Father, may you Sing with the ANGELS, Swim with the Dolphins and Forever be at Peace in the Place you love best.
Your Loving Daughter,
**In Memory of My Father...ARTHUR.**
23 May Wizard of OZ-----Presidential VersionFour U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ.
They finally make it to the
EMERALD CITY and came before the Great WIZARD.......
"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some COURAGE." "No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a HEART".... "Done," says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?" Up stepped George Bush sadly and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a BRAIN".........
"I've heard it's true!" says the Wizard.
"Consider it done." There is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"What do you want?"
Just a bit of Political Humor here. Does this ring a bell at all?? LOL..LOL..LOL...Oh My!
Here's to hoping you have a most wonderful DAY!!
Ciao for now.
20 May ACTUAL ADS PLACED! I must send a HeartFelt Thanks for all whom stopped by, sent cards, etc. to wish me a "Happy Birthday".
A SPECIAL THANK YOU to MICHAEL and K.T. for posting it on their Space. You two are the BEST!
(Their Links are on "Spaces I Visit" at the right.)
Actual Ads Placed:
These are actual newspaper ads:
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites. > > FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor's dog. > > FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog. > > FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. > > FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better > be a reward for this nasty little thing. > > COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. > > NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. > JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. > > WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. > > (AND THE BEST ONE) ***MY OPINION DOES COUNT*** > > FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica! 45 > volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, > got married last month. Wife knows everything.
Now these are just too damned funny! Am hoping at least one of them makes you fall off your chair, ok, at least smile.
Ciao for now, and have a wonderful weekend!!!!!!!!!
16 May Lee Marvin, Captain Kangaroo, and Mr. RogersThought this was interesting....
You Would Never Guess!!
In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the Armed Forces often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions.
If that is a surprising comment on the true character of the man, he credits his Sergeant with an even greater show of bravery. "Yeah, yeah... I got shot square in the bottom and they gave me the Cross for securing a hot spot about halfway up Suribachi. Bad thing about getting shot up on a mountain is guys getting' shot hauling you down. But,Johnny, at Iwo I served under the bravest man I ever knew... We both got the cross the same day, but what he did for his Cross made mine look cheap in comparison. That dumb guy actually stood up on Red Beach and directed his troops to move forward and get the hell off the beach. Bullets flying by, with mortar rounds landing everywhere and he stood there as the main target of gunfire so that he could get his men to safety. He did this on more than one occasion because his men's safety was more important than his own life. On another note, there was this wimpy little man (who just passed away) on PBS, gentle and quiet. Mr. Rogers is another of those you would least suspect of being anything but what he now portrays to our youth. But Mr. Rogers was a U.S. Navy Seal, combat-proven in Vietnam with over twenty-five confirmed kills to his name. He wore a long-sleeved sweater on TV, to cover the many tattoos on his forearm and biceps. He was a master in small arms and hand-to-hand combat, able to disarm or kill in a heartbeat.
Hope this finds all having a most wonderful evening.
Ciao for now.
15 May MARRIAGE MARRIAGE Part 1
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: > >> "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want > >> and > >> I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be > >> on > >> table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go > >> hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old > >> buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my > >> rules. > >> Any comments?" > >> His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that > >> there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... > >> whether you're here or not." ( DAMN SHE'S GOOD ) ************************************ MARRIAGE Part 2 > >> Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th > >> wedding anniversary! > >> The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone > >> that reads: > >> "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever " > >> "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone > >> that reads: > >> "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last" (HE ASKED FOR IT ) ****************************** MARRIAGE Part 3
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast > >> table. > >> Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed > >> either," > >> > >> and storms out of the house. > >> After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends > >> and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the > >> irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the > >> phone?" > >> She says, "I was in bed." > >> "In bed this early, doing what?" > >> "Getting a second opinion!" ( YEP HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)
****************************************** MARRIAGE Part 4 > >> A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so > >> proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" > >> in > >> spite > >> of her objections. > >> One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go > >> home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. > >> He > >> > >> shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?' > >> His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts > >> right > >> back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." (RIGHT ON LADY!) ************************************** MARRIAGE Part 5
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were > >> giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized > >> that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM > >> for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first > >> to > >> break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, > >> "Please > >> wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find > >> it. > >> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM > >> and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see > >> why > >> his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by > >> the > >> bed.. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." ( LMAOOOOOOOOO )
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Have a wonderful MONDAY all. 12 May WHEN GOOD THINGS GROW "BAD"WARNING: May be OFFENSIVE ...SO "EYE" @ your OWN RISK!!!
Now being a Landscape designer, I find these photos HILARIOUS.
The Cactus one is especially for K.T. and Michael.
Ciao for now and have a NICE weekend ALL!
10 May NEW ALBUM ADDEDJUST A FEW PHOTOS TAKEN RECENTLY AROUND THE PROPERTY. ALSO, A COUPLE OF THE DOWNTOWN SKYLINE.
I AM WORKING ON ANOTHER ONE WITH NOTHING BUT FOUNTAINS ALL AROUND HERE. WILL BE COMPLETED SOON. ( I hope )
Ciao for now. WISHING ALL A MOST FAB EVENING AND WEEK.
09 May Useful SitesI am aware that you do not really "know" me personally. So, here is a "glimpse" into the PJ reading category. I absolutely love to read the Travel Section of the paper on Sundays. Some folks may love the Comics, others the Business section, some the Sports, but to me...the "TRAVEL" section is tops.
I found an interesting article Sunday on "Frequent Flyer Miles".
Frequent flier program of the YEAR : ( drum roll please )
1`......Alaska Mileage Plan
2........Southwest Airlines Rapid Rewards ( YAYYYYYYYYYYYY>>smiles)
3........America West FlightFund
Frequent guest program of the YEAR : ( another drum roll )
1.....Starwood Preferred Guest American Express
2.......IHG Priority Club ( yayyyyyyyyyyyy..smiles )
3.......Marriott Rewards
Only for the past 4 years have I been interested in such things. I love to travel and do so as often as possible. So, having said this, I hope this has enlightened you a bit on a small portion of my "interests."
I also found a few interesting sites that are useful for most. Try these websites on making the most of your frequent-flier miles:
This was worth the time and effort, if I have helped even ONE person out today.
Ciao for now.
08 May THANKS ALLJust a quick THANK YOU to all whom posted and commented on the tribute to my Father.
I am trying to get back to each and every one of you; however, MSN is NOT cooperating this evening. It seems my computer is freezing up, so I will try tomorrow to reach you all.
Ciao for now.
Have a GREAT EVENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05 May A Tribute To My Father IN HONOR OF MY FATHER
This being the 5th of May, I as a loving Daughter, wish to honor my Father whom passed away in 1995. He was a wonderful man, who loved the OCEAN, his country, and and his time in the NAVY.
Growing up listening to his stories and the love he had for the Ocean, instilled in me a lifetime of pleasure. Dad, I love you, I miss you, however; I know you are happy being where you are. I am aware of your looking over me and smiling that smile. I can hear your laugh...you know the one..I always teased you about because it sounded like a "cackle"? It sounds the same. You taught me the love of nature, you taught me to be kind to others, and I shall NEVER forget all the goodness and happiness, along with the not so grand times, we shared. So to you my Father, I dedicate this entry and the Photo Album of your beloved BLUE ANGELS.
Oh yes, Father, I have seen them many, many times and I am proud to be an AMERICAN on this sad, yet HAPPY Day of the 5th of May. The day you left us for a better place. May your heart always sing and you rest in peace.
I LOVE YOU.
~*~PAULA~*~
FOOTNOTE....The new album entitled the BLUE ANGELS is for my Father, Arthur.
04 May Was Today A Monday?Let's just say that today was a day that I am glad is almost over with. The work day was intensive and longggggggggggg. I do not have many days where I feel I may not make it through the entire work day; however, today was one of these few days. So for now, I have added 2 new Albums above for everyone to see. The photos make me happy and a serene feeling overtakes me. Now mind you, I did not take these photos, they are just beautiful to me.
Have a wonderful evening all.
Ciao for now.
01 May An Earlier Poem MY MIDNIGHT LACE
I come to you, in midnight lace, I see the smile, upon your face. You create, within me such a flame, Against my skin, you whisper my name. My body melts, into your embrace, As you caress, the midnight lace. Our lips meet, with the urge of desire. So much passion, so much fire. As to the floor, drops the midnight lace. Our two souls unite, and become one, And together, we greet, the morning sun. 15 May 2005 ~*~PJP~*~ |
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