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    27 February

    ER HUMOR...TOO FUNNY!( Had my stomach hurting )

    1.  A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear.  Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one. 

    Submitted by Dr.  Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX.

     

    2.  At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.  "Big breaths,"
    I instructed.  "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. 

     

    Submitted by Dr.  Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

     

    3.  One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.  Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." 

     

    Submitted by Dr.  Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada

     

    4.  During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.  "Which one?  "I asked.  "The patch.  The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!"


    I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
    Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!    

    Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

     

    Submitted by Dr.  Rebecca St.  Clair, Norfolk, VA

     

    5.  While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered..."Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive."  

     

    Submitted by Dr.  Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR

     

    6.  I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.  I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied.  I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly." 

     

    Submitted by Dr.  Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI

     

    7.  A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.  It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.  When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."


    Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn." 

     

    Submitted by RN no name >>>>>> P.S. ( neither would I have )..LMAO

     

    AND FINALLY!!!................

     

    8.  As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.  To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
    The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.  I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry.  Was I tickling you?"


    She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener'!".  

     

    Dr.  wouldn't submit his name >>>>P.S. ( again neither would I have )

     

    I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THESE AS MUCH AS I DID. LEAVE A COMMENT TO YOUR FAVORITE ONE. I cracked up at the last three in particular!!! 

     

    26 February

    When NEGATIVE Comes To Call

    A negative thought came by to call,
    He wore a warming smile.
    And I was oh so very tempted
    To invite him in awhile.
     
    While through my hesitation,
    He tapped softly on the door
    And whispered through the keyhole,
    As he often done before.
     
    "I'll help you hold your grudge,
    I'll help you sing the blues.
    It seems like all your folks and friends
    Have turned their backs on you."
     
    "You've been misunderstood,
    Mistreated and left behind.
    I'll help you cry your heart out
    If you'd let me come inside."
     
    Yet still I kept my windows locked,
    My doors securely closed,
    As I knew I'd be the loser
    If I'd let him take control.
     
    For negative thoughts can multiply,
    Crowding the Positives out,
    Making the mind a cesspool
    Of anxiety and doubt.
     
    So I told the negative thought
    I could not let him in.
    With this he turned, went on his way,
    I'm sure to return again.
     
    Though no more will I greet him,
    With a welcome or a smile.
    Nor try to ever entertain him,
    Not even for awhile.
     
    I'll fill my mind with positive thoughts
    And on the door install a sign which
    Reads- "DO NOT DISTURB."
     
    For if he knocks a thousand times
    And still a thousand more,
    He cannot dominate my mind if I
    DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR.
     
    26 February 2006
      ~*~PJP~*~
     
    24 February

    THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PJ

    The smile is a powerful thing. It can make you feel welcome. It can put you at ease. It can make you feel loved. It comes out when two people share a secret. You see them everywhere. They're contagious.
     
    See, you are doing it right now. :)
     
    Have a wonderful weekend my friends!!
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
    23 February

    Another Poem...

    Lips touch lips,
    Supple and moist,
    A formed ellipse,
    Of love unvoiced.
     
    Mouth of honey,
    Breath so warm,
    A connected unity,
    An inner firestorm.
     
    Passions collide,
    Oral liquids flow,
    Intimacy verified,
    As tongues tango.
     
    Heads a skewed,
    Bodies held tight,
    A world to elude,
    During the delight.
     
    1 December '03
    ~PJP~

    21 February

    This Is About ME

    Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen,
     
    This entry is only about me, Paula , aka , PJ. I figure this is my Space and I am elated today. Hence, the "pat on the back" entry, I deserve it.
     
    As you all are aware if you have read my profile that I was self employed for over 20+ years. Owned a small l'scape design  and installation business. After that many years, it finally was wearing on me, mentally as well as physically. And we all know that if one is not happy in their job..one does not excel. Therefore; I put the installation part on hold. I still design for my long time clientel. However, it is not often, which makes me happy.
     
    In June of 2002 I was at the Mall and came upon a "Job Fair" that was being held there in the mall. They were taking applications, resumes, etc. for the opening of their new Hotel at the Convention Center to open December 2002. I thought ..hmmm...I really do not have a resume except being self employed for the past 20 years, but will give it a try. I applied for the Restaurant serving positions. Being in this area  ( public interactions and such was just up my alley, so to speak. ) Never in a million years did I think I had a chance of capturing this job. Went through three interviews while there. Next day, was called to another. Went. Two days after that, yet another. Yes folks, numerous interviews.  Out of 2500 applicants I was asked to be part of the Sheraton's training staff.
     
    In 2003, they gave their annual Award Dinner Banquet. Out of 1500 employees, I was chosen "STAR OF THE YEAR". You can see the photo in my Photo Album..entitled "Award evening". OMG..I was never so surprised in all my born days than to receive that honor. I actually just sat in my chair when my name was called and hadn't even realized they were calling me to the stage. LOL..This is the truth. I tried taking a photo of the beautiful Crystal Star Award with no luck. I shall try again the near future.
     
    Sorry this is so long, however, I wanted you all to know how this all came about for me. I left the Sheraton in June 2004. The reason is too personal to put here.
     
    July of 2004 I found another job at another Hotel Chain. I was very lucky to have had all the experience the Sheraton trained me with. ( 6 months of classes, etc. Grueling really.)
     
    Today I was asked to go to the General Managers Office. This is quite rare . I had no clue as to why, but went. He smiled at me, and handed me an email from the President of our Hotel Chain. I read it. It was an email stating that the OUR HOTEL had passed a secret inspection ( shopper) on the steps we are to take to give proper attention to our Hotel guests. Not only did we pass all 7 steps, we are the ony Hotel in the USA, to get a perfect score. WOW!!!! He was congratulating us. Then I read the next two lines of this email. My name, Paula, was the only one mentioned in writing. There was an article written in the Monthly Newsletter and me, Paula, was the only name in print of the 100 employees! My GM said "Paula, do you realize what you have done for this Hotel? My response was "I am proud that someone can recognize hard work, commitment, and joy I get from my job." He continued and said "do you also realize that your name is the only one in print, in this article?" I hesitated , then smiled, and said "no, I was so happy to see that we passed that it had not occurred to me." To this he said," Paula, we are so proud to have such a fine employee as yourself, and I just wanted to show you this article and thank you personally, in private. And let you know that your name is now all across America."
     
    Yes, I am very proud. He copied the article, gave it to me, and said to put it with all my Comments, Letters of gratitude, and etc. that I keep filed here at home.
     
    Life is GRAND!
     
    Have a great day all. You never know when you will be praised. I just treat everyone the same. I am just me.
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    20 February

    Mind, Body, and Soul

    Lavender, long associated with the south of France, Tuscany and your Grandmother's winter closet, has recently come into it's own. Of course, there is nothing new about this gorgeous flower---it's one of the oldest documented plants in existence and has been beloved for its soothing, healing, antiseptic and relaxing properties for some 2,500 years. The Egyptians, stylish in death as in life, used it to mummify bodies. The Greeks and Romans soaked in lavender-infused baths, which is where the name comes from--"LAVARE", meaning "to wash." Queen Elizabth l commanded (oh she was stern)  that her royal table should never be without lavender conserve. Queen Victoria ordered ( oh, another command )  it to be used to wash floors and furniture, and to be strewn about the royal linens to freshen their scent. (MMMMM, what a gal! )
     
    Today, herbalists love lavender for ots ability to relieve joint pain and headaches, soothe the nerves, and calm stressed patients. Lavender essential oil is a wonderful antiseptic that clears up belmishes ( similar to tee tree oil in its effective ness ), and a few strategically placed tubs in the graden will attract the humming bumblebees while repelling the less attractive biting insects. The French graze their white fluffy lambs on the stuff to ensure the meat is fragrantly delicious, and chefs use it in soups, salads, and desserts. All this versatility, and classic beauty too ---Lavender.  C'est merveilleux!
     
    NOTE: The calming scent and delightful flavor of all things, lavender can evoke the height of Summer to chase away February BLUES.
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
    17 February

    IT'S CURTAINS For Dull Showers

    First off, I want to wish my faithful readers a Happy weekend. .....
     
     
    Bringing art into the a bland bath isn't as big a headache as it used to be. Today, hanging a shower curtain will do the trick.
     
    Izola, brainchild of New York photographer Neil Rasmus, offers an unorthodox alternative to traditional prints. And moisture is this artwork's friend.
     
    Shower curtains you see daily. It is really a blank canvas. Izola makes shower curtains depicting the views of Paris and Venice and such whimsical patterns as Happy Buddah, zebra prints, and feathers. There's even an edgy artist series featuring photographers Patrick McMullan and ChristopherMaktos and street-art group Faile.
     
    Next up..an environmentally friendly hemp line.
     
    Hmmmmmmm...now which shall I choose? So many choices for a  freaking shower curtain.
     
    Until next time..................
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
    16 February

    MY SEVEN THINGS LIST, Mr. Dennis

    OK.all, the SEVEN DREADED LIST!!!
     
     I am with POOPDECK(Poopster, to me), on these
    "tag" lists, but since it was a dear friend that asked, I feel I should excite his"EZness" , with my boring answers.
     
    Ready, Set, Gooooooooooooooooo, Paula.............
     
     
    Seven Things I Cannot Do
     
    1. Speak more than one language.
    2. Say the "F" word in front of most.
    3. Cannot use computer software to design a landscape, all done by hand drawings.
    4.  Snow ski very well.
    5.  Not to follow EZ, but ice skate.
    6. Fix Automobile problems.
    7. Get that darn Counter, Wndow Player in this Space.
     
     
    Seven Movies I Watch Over and Over
     
    1. Pretty Woman
    2. The Postman
    3. Caddyshack
    4. Any Steven Segal movie.
    5. Casa Blanca
    6. On Golden Pond
    7. The Shootist (John Wayne)
     
    Seven Songs I Play Over and Over
     
    1. Between The Sheets by Foreplay
    2. Morning Mist by Al Kline
    3. I Hope You Dance by Leanne Womack
    4. I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston
    5. I'll Always Love You by Taylor Dayne
    6. Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye
    7. Layla by Derek and the Dominoes (ERIC CLAPTON)
     
    Seven Books I Read Over and Over
     
    1. The Horse Whisperer(Nicholas Evans)
    2. Clint Eastwood Biography(Richard Schickel)
    3. Perfect Murder, Perfect Town :Jon Benet : (Lawrence Schiller)
    4.Silence Of The Lambs
    5. Hannibal(Thomas Harris)
    6. Experience This Day .listen and be true to yourself(Norcross Books)
    7.Exotic Plant Manual (Alfred Byrd Graf)
     
    Seven Things That Attract Me To Blogging
     
    1. Creativity
    2. Others views.
    3. Photography
    4. Relaxation
    5. Somes inner most thoughts
    6. I am a "people" person
    7. Love to type???????????
     
    Seven People I Want To Join..NONE..LMAOOOOOOOO...as previously stated, I do not bestow the request on others. LMAOOOOOOO.....
     
    Okey Dokey, I DID it.
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
     
     
     
     
    15 February

    OPAL ESSENCE..It's Beautiful, Rare, and Expensive

    Opaline glass is a collector's dream. It's rare, but no too rare, expensive( sometimes very )and truly, utterly enchanting. Originally designed to be a poor man's Chinese porcelain, it quickly caught on as an art form in itself, and now lovely 18th and 19th century pieces are highly sought after by collectors in both Europe and America.
     
    The first incarnation of opaline glass was as Venetian milk glass ( which is not the same as American Depression-era milk glass - although some generalist dealers get confused about this, so you need to be on your toes when you're asking around ).
     
    In the 17th century, pieces were , oddly enough, milky white and were meant to fool the eye into believeing that is was looking at Oriental porcelain or enamel.
     
    Turquoise, ruby, green and yellow pieces came next and after 1840 came pink, as an attempt to imitate the then hugely popular ( but now not so much ) highly shaded Bohemian glass. Indeed, in 1843, Baccarat copied the sky blue color that Bohemian artists had perfected in 1835 and the company never looked back.
     
    In short order, top French firms were producing everything from lamps and vases to darling, covetable dresser sets, such as a "nest of eggs", where each blown-glass ( think Faberge') egg opened to reveal a sewing kit, perfume box and keepsake nook; or opaline veilleuses, the 19th century's answer to the Thermos.
     
    These days not much has changed, exce[t availabilty. True antique opaline glass is satisfyingly heavy to hold but has a traically lightening effect on the pocketbook. And good examples don't sitaround on the shelves for long- if you like it, buy it, because some collectors will clear out a good dealer's stock in one fell swoop, leaving nothing but a swinging door and the smell of plastic behind them. Anyone can collect glass. It takes someone with especially refined taste to develop a true opaline collection. Challenge accepted.
     
    Kenneth Sherman of Trapp and Co.'s, has an extensive collection.
     
    Oh and the multimillionaires adore it, too. Not everyone can pay $10,000 for a 6 inch glass box, you know? Well, when you put it that way...........
     
    NOTE ( to myself).....Not in this lifetime, Paula. Sighssssssssssss. I am going to try to attach a photo of this unique beauty. I am sure it will not do it justice however. It is beautiful to me. (THIS can be #26 of knowing PJ better)
     
     

    I WILL POST..SOON

    Am so late with entry. Home very late from work. I will post later.
     
    Just FYI for anyone who may care. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
    13 February

    VALENTINE'S DAY POEM

    Lips Whispering Encore


    Lips Whispering Encore...

    Keep my heart in touch
    In sunsets of my night,
    When darkness falls
    Come share moonlight.

    Reaching out your hand,
    Clasp mine to escort
    Into endless dream.s
    I have starlight transport.

    With sensual embraces,
    A whole night through,
    Love again tomorrow
    As the sun arises anew.

    Awakening at daybreak,
    As we thirst for more .
    With desires aroused
    Lips whispering encore.
     
    13 February '06
     ~*~PJP~*~

     
     

    JEANS...Hmmmmmmmm?

    Good Day All...I am sure everyone may have expected a Valentine entry here by now, considering I am such a ROMANTIC by nature. I am going to try to enter it later today.
     
    Back to my Title of this entry: starting out I will try to give you all input on PJ's way of shopping. When I find clothing, shoes, lingerie, etc. that appeals to me, I purchase at least 2 or 3 right then and there. (It may different colors of the same article.) This is from "experience". RE: When returning to buy yet another color  or for whatever reason, I have found that particular item gone. Take my JEANS for instance. Favorite pair, worn over and over again. Time to replace them. Go to buy and lo and behold...again..GONE. Hence the prior statement as to why I purchase multiples.
     
    I shop in the Junior's Department of most clothing stores. "Why is this, Paula?" you may be be wondering. I's simply because I do not care for MISSES styles and their fit on me. I do wear a small size (average, I am thinking for most women ) and therefore Junior's is my choice.
     
    Here is the dilemma:  What happened to the days of entering a clothing store, going straight to the Apparel dept., find your size of jeans, proceed to check out, voila'..DONE.?
     
    Saturday morning, I went to buy a pair of jeans. Same brand, size 6 , color ( stone washed), headed to check out and out the door. Put them on Saturday evening to go out to dinner with a friend, TOTALLY not the same jeans!! Checked again for Brand name, size, and at this point, the freaking color didn't really come to mind. WHY DON'T THEY FIT???
     
    In todays world of fashion, we no longer have the option of just one style. We now have,"LOWRISE", "MIDRISE", "STRAIGHT LEG", "BOOT CUT", "EASED FIT", "RELAXED FIT", and oh my goodness, are you ready for this??? "PETITE" too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The latter being the reason for the unacceptable length and fit.
     
    Point I am trying to make here before I bore all to death is this....MAKE SURE you check everything pertaining to the article of clothing ( jeans in particular) you wish to purchase. It is no longer a simple task...LOL.
     
    After two trips to the Department store...I still did not find the exact style I wanted. They are similar, but not a perfect match of my beloved JEANS I bought last year.
     
    HAVE A GRAND DAY ALL!!!
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
     
     
     
     
    11 February

    ART on the RANGE

    Hi All,
     
    This entry is late once again. Imagine that. I have been back at work, hence the delay. Hope you enjoy this. 
     
     
    Artist often paint their surroundings. French artists produce countless sketches and paintings of the historic Arc de Triomphe. In San Francisco, the picturesque Golden Gate Bridge provides non stop subject matter. In New York, it's often the entire imposing skyline. In Kansas, it's a portion of land called the "FLINT HILLS". If traveling down Interstate I-35 to the West, you pass this wonder. It is located , or so it seems, in the middle of "nowhere".
     
    What makes this corner of the heatland so unique? Onething  is some of the last unspoiled tallgrass prairie on the CONTINENT. Tallgrass is just what you'd picture---grass that grows to a height of 5 feet or more. And of the 400,000 square miles of tallgrass prairie that used to cover North America, only 4% remains, primarily in the FLINT HILLS according to the National Park service. Add in the fact that the FLINT HILLStallgrass is on rolling hills--unique for Kansas---and you've got a picturesque landscape as well as one that's almost extinct.
     
    How was the ecosystem preserved in the FLINT HILLS? The rocky soil of limestone beneath made plowing nearly impossible, so the prairie wasn't lost to farming. Beyond that, it's believed that early settlers mimicked what they saw Native Americans doing-----routinely setting fire to the land to burn off the old grass and underbrush, allowing new grass growth to generate to lure bison,antelope, and deer to graze on. In fact, if no fires were set as they are annually mid to late spring, the grasslands would be overrun  with trees So the very thing  that inspires some artists ----the burning fields---is what preserves the unique wide open landscape that speaks to other painters.
     
    Ciao for now.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    09 February

    JUST HOLD ON..POEM..In Honor of Valentine's Day

     My hand's stretched out to you,
    So that I might draw you near,
    Hold on to this wanting hand,
    It's waiting for you there.
     
    We can walk together,
    On the sandy beach,
    Hold on to my hand,
    It's just beyond your reach.
     
    We can see the stars together,
    On a romantic night,
    Hold on to my hand,
    I'll lead you there tonight.
     
    14 February '04
     
     
    NOTE: I wrote this almost 2 years ago.
     
     
     


     





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    08 February

    HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO TO SAVE LIVES?

    Good Evening  all. I had a thought about entering this subject a few days ago, however, I decided at that time to delay it. I am still thinking about it, hence, I must write this.
     
    To some of you, it may seem a bit offwall..on my part..but..I find it interesting and would like your comments. It makes one wonder.
     
    Now, I am aware ..that Politics and Religion are subjects that should not be talked about to all. So, just kep in mind that I am just a curious person and always have been.
     
    German Lutheran pastor Dietrich Bonhoeffer, born 100 years ago last Saturday( the 4 th of February), was ecexcuted by the Nazis in 1945 for joining a conspiracy to assassinate Adolf Hitler.
     
    Historians say that as early as the fall of 1941, Bonhoeffer and others believed that the overthrow of the Nazis required the assassination of Hitler. Bonhoeffer went to his death believing he was right to plot Hitler's death.
     
    His life and legacy raise a question:  If you believe assassinating a Hitler or someone like him would save many other lives, would your religion permit you to try to kill him?
     
     
    **MY PERSONAL OPINION**YES(no doubts.)
     
    Ciao for now..
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
     
     
    07 February

    TO ALL CONCERNED

     
    Watch out world....PJ is back, alive and kicking.
     
    This lady is feeling mucho better and will be looking forward to all my Space friends coming back to a well rested Blogger. Thank you all for your concern and well wishes. It is much appreciated!
     
     
    Today was my first day back to work since Friday the 27th of January. It's been quite awhile since I have been this ill. I am usually pretty healthy. At any rate, I am back..Good??? Bad??..
     
    You decide.
     
    Ciao for now.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
    06 February

    What You See Here, Is What You Get Today......Sowwy

    Just not feeling up to being artistic, I suppose. Have a great day all my Regular Spacers.
     
    Ciao for now...
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
    05 February

    SUPERBOWL SUNDAY

    SUPERBOWL SUNDAY
     
    It's finally here..All the hype..All the anticipation, all the Fans , and all the widowed wives ( and for some..widowers  for at least a few hours.. All I am going to say is may the BEST team win. I posted my prediction in EZ's Space a few days ago, so am sure all have seen it.
     
     
    Psssssssttttttt..I am going to tell you a little secret. I am sure that the Seahawks will win. Simply because their uniforms are so pretty. Cannot beat those colors. LOL .LOL .LOL. Just have to wait and see.
     
    I do hope that all who are anxiously awaiting this American tradition of Superbowl Sunday eat until their heart's are content, Laugh until they are hurting ( at some of the commercials that may be just o.k.), curse at the play calls,( because they are, you are aware, not paid to make such obnoxious play calls ), jumping up and down when their team scores, even if it is a field goal, and last but not least...ENJOY YOUR DAY. Now you are going to have to wait another full year. There will be "football" withdrawal nationwide., as well as considerable depression due to the fact their team SCREWED up. 
     
    Ciao for now SUPERBOWLERS!
     
     
    NOTE: I will also be peeking in from time to time to watch, however my mind will be here>>
     
     
    04 February

    KNOWING PJ BETTER

    Not that I have many Bloggers coming to my Space, yet, however, I feel the need to introduce myself to all. Here are a few things about PJ that some may not know.
     
    1.....Born and raised in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, USA
    2....Eldest of three , 2 younger Sisters
    3....Played "Cinderella" in 6th grade.( My favorite fairy Tale )
    4...Graduated High School , one year early, as a Junior.
    5....Was a Cheerleader all 3 years. Head Cheerleader last year.
    6...Won "Miss Winyah High" Pageant.(Parents were elated)
    7...Attended Rice Business College in Charleston, S.C.
    8...Has lived in SC, FLA., CA., Las Vegas, MO.
    9...Met several Hollywood celebrities ( people as you and I )
    10..Cocktail Waitress at a Private Club in Kansas.(late 70.s)
    11...Secretary at a Nursery and Tree Farm
    12...Learned Design and educated myself on l'scaping.
    13..Self employed..20+years with small l'scape business.
    14...People oriented.
    15...Intelligence and common sense are traits I admire.
    16...Hopeless Romantic.
    17... Loves music, with the exception of RAP.
    18...Sunsets, sunrises, the smell of the ocean breezes, the crashing of the surf, seaoats, sunshine, and that special someone beside you(if only in spirit) arouses my fantasy flight.
    19...Paints her toenails, never her natural long fingernails.
    20...Loves Lingerie.
    21..Loves to dance ( even if alone )
    22...Loves .NFL, College Football,Tennis, Golf, and Ice Skating.
    23...Addicted to Starbucks Hot Tea Bags..CALM, ZEN, and Lotus.
    24...Sober since 1989 ( cold turkey)
    25...Favorite dessert..OMG..too many..will choose at this moment..Triple chocolate Mousse Cake.
     
    Many, many other things about me, however, this is enough for now. Hope this helps more to my Reader's.
     
    Ciao for now..Take care.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
     
     
     
     
    03 February

    Doctor says VS. She says

    Yesterday was a world of Doctor versus patient day. I ask you all, when you enter your Dr.'s office, you expect the Certified Physician to have the answers you are there to receive..Yes?
     
    He does all the necessary looking in the ears, throat, and listens to the chest and back. I accept this, and expect this. However, when all is said and done, he looks at me, smiles, and says "Is there anything else you are having problems with?", I graciously smile back and say "What"?  You see this mannerism totally caught me "offguard". He began again by asking if I needed anything else for him to check out regarding this office visit. I replied , "no Dr". He again provides me with a sheepish grin and I am sitting there on that examining table totally lost. I have no idea where all this is coming from. He must have seen in my facial expressions my "I do not understand this" question and the grins and smiles. Finally, he tells me I am going to Live. I immediately shout "Yippee". He laughs. I then ask "WHEN" do I start "living" again? He cracks up and so do I. After he tells me I have the viral bug that is going around, plus a touch of bronchitis, he asked me when I wanted to return to work. I laughed so hard it hurt. My answer was.... "well..if I have my choice..how about 3 months from today?" he said.."done". Laughing myself into tears, I smiled.
     
    Now after all was discussed about getting well again, I asked him, in my own little ways.."Dr. why the grin and smile earlier"? He then reminded me that it was time for the "ole" mammogram again. We will discuss this "act of hurtness" at a later date and time on here. I just do not understand why they SMASH your breasts so HARD!!!!!!! Yes, it HURTS, but it is also necessary. Again. more later on this subject.
     
     
    Needless to say.. I am going to LIVE and again YIPPEE! The question still remains...WHEN??
     
    Paid my $90.00 at the desk and away I went, still smiling at the personality of my ever loving Physician.